To enter, simply type your chosen name into the box below, together with a short explanation of why you have chosen that name.
Terms and conditions:
The prize will be a FREE 3 or 4 night boating break, to be taken at any point during the 2017 season from any of the following bases: Action Bridge in Cheshire, Stoke Prior in Worcestershire, The Peak District in Derbyshire, Chirk in North Wales and Napton in Northamptonshire, subject to availability. A fully equipped boat, linen and towels for up to four people is included, insurance and fuel is not included. Fuel costs approx £12 – £15 per day. No purchase necessary to enter the competition. There is no cash alternative for this prize. Entries must be received by 30th April 2017. The winner will be drawn on May 1st 2017 by an independent adjudicator.